A pair of hungry (alleged) counterfeit bill-passers apparently weren't satisfied with their Pizza Hut delivery Wednesday and called the restaurant, complaining their pie was "too doughy."
The brief on the bungled passing of the fake bills is Stupid Criminal of the Week worthy.
It might have been worthy even without the complaint, since the manager had already called authorities about the fishy bills. It makes one wonder how bad they were. Crayon and construction paper, perhaps?
The couple should have ordered thin crust.