It would be too easy to turn this into a Polish joke.
So I won't it speaks for it self.
yet, it is funny.
Drunk driver's dozy dilemma
A Polish motorist lost his licence after he drove to a police station to ask officers if he was too drunk to drive.
Dariusz Mazowiecki, 33, was breathalysed, arrested and charged following the incident in Bialystok in north east Poland.
A police spokesman said: "He had been out drinking with friends and at the end of the night wasn't sure if he was over the limit or not and wanted to find a policeman to ask.
"Unfortunately he decided the nearest station was too far for him to walk and so he drove there.
"Officers did a breath test and found he was over the drink drive limit. He was arrested and was stripped of his licence."
"Officers did a breath test and found he was over the drink drive limit. He was arrested and was stripped of his licence."
