A case made for the days of Wurstfest.
When it may just be a capital offense.
Supermarket shoplifter who stuffed sausage in his shorts arrested
The 38-year-old man was found in a local supermarket in Cairns, Australia. He had successfully stuffed his shorts with sausages and his pockets with other items and was trying to walk out the door unnoticed.
Unfortunately the supermarket workers noted that something was up and called the police on him.
The man appears to have been fairly unlucky as staff at the store are notoriously non-security conscious. In July shoplifters casually pushed trolley-loads of supplies out the door for two days in a row and weren't stopped.