Friday, April 22, 2011

Boot Hill

More highway mayhem in Ole San Antoine.

Say!  That may just make a great CW song title and song!

"More Highway Mayhem in Ole San Antoine" (c) Man O' Law - 2011

Driving down the highway in Ole San Antoine,
I saw bunches of people all yakking on phones;

Putting on make-up or shaving their beards;
it struck me that they're all being weird;

How can you drive all distracted and such,
The reason you're not dead is because of some luck;

Then you go out and drink you some beers,
drive the wrong way down the highway and fill up some biers;

Its all for Fiesta and shout out "Ole!"

Its all fun and games as you sit there all day;
You kill an officer ruining their day,
then ask the Courts to look the other way.

This mayhem must stop, it must go away
Ole San Antoine must change its old ways

It takes two to tango; and three to display will,
so stop and think before you go drink;
Do I drink this here beer and go out and drive
or would I rather just get home alive?

Please just chill, or you'll wind-up on Boot Hill.

(Sorry about the poor song-writing )

Woman killed, Bexar deputy injured in U.S. 90 accident
By Jazmine Ulloa - Express-News

A woman was killed late Thursday in a three-vehicle accident involving a Bexar County Sheriff's Office patrol car on U.S. 90.

Bexar County traffic investigators said the woman was driving a red vehicle traveling alongside the patrol car on U.S. 90 East at about 11:30 p.m. Witnesses told authorities the woman's car had been swerving all over the road when it collided with the patrol car, Bexar County Sgt. E.M. Conger said.

The vehicles crashed into a retainer wall and a light pole near the off ramp to Interstate 35, and the poll toppled across U.S. 90.