Ahoy there all ye land’lubbers!
Today is National Talk like a Pirate Day. In case ye be wond’ring.
The judge’s will be judging and the treasure will be won by the scurviest of ye ‘all. Daaar!
So Mateys, ye best be pickin’ ye pirate name here. http://www.piratequiz.com/ or here if ye don’t have more time, http://www.stupidstuff.org/main/piratename.htm
If you cannot figure out what t' say here be a translator. http://www.talklikeapirate.com/translator.html
We’ll be watchin’ yer pirating, arrrh!
Black Cloud, the pirate (Man o' Law) Yaaarrrg!