Sunday, May 6, 2012

No Ossifer...*hic*... the monkez waz driving I swearz!!

Sorry; this headline sounds too much like the start of a bad joke.

A man and his monkey pulled over in Florida
Associated Press -

LARGO, Fla. (AP) -- A Florida man is charged with felony drunken driving and wildlife violations after police discovered a small monkey in his truck.

Largo Police say Eugene Carl Kotelman was speeding when they stopped him Thursday. He was driving on a suspended license and had been previously charged numerous times with driving on a suspended license and DUI.

Officers noticed a "small monkey" in Kotelman's truck and released the primate to his friend.

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