Just kidding.
Teen's birthday joke launches full-scale alert
By Anna Leask - NZHerald.co.nz Not many teenage boys mark their 18th birthday being kidnapped, mistaken for a woman and chased by police.
But that's exactly how Daniel Ross-Murphy's day started off yesterday.
It all began with a prank by a group of his friends.
" I woke up to a bunch of my mates on top of me and they started tying me up with ropes and duct tape," he told the Weekend Herald.
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