I'm sure that his gang was all like "Dude, put it back! Pendejo!!"
By Guillermo Contreras - Express-News
A San Antonio man was charged Friday with theft of federal property after he admitted burglarizing the vehicle of a deputy U.S. marshal and stealing a bag containing his raid and tactical gear.
Francisco Castro Jr., 28, told law officers his initial intent was to burglarize a car that was parked at a home on West Martin Street, not knowing it belonged to a federal marshal, according to a criminal complaint affidavit.
Castro took a bag that contained the deputy marshal's federally issued bullet-resistant vest, tactical vest, raid jacket and overcoat, tactical belt ensemble, boots and clothing, the affidavit said.