Sunday, February 5, 2012

Maybe he was short-faced after drinking all night? or just short-tempered?

"Well!"  said the teller, "that was just plain rude!"

Man With Shorts On Head - Not Covering Face - Tries To Rob Bank -

A 43-year-old man was charged Friday with trying to rob First State Bank on Stock Island -- and wearing shorts on his head while doing it.

The Sheriff's Office says Eli Escalera walked into the Maloney Avenue bank at 12:30 p.m. with the shorts on his head -- not covering his face -- and handed a teller a note that said: "Give me what are 20s and 50s."

The teller asked, "What do you want?" and Escalera said "never mind" and walked out.

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