1. Being DUI. or
2. Being DUI and crashing your car into a police station?
I'd say Number 2.
Man crashes into Gresham Police Station
NBCChicago -
Authorities say a driver has crashed his car into the wall of a Chicago police station on the city's South Side.
No injuries or major damage
was reported after the vehicle careered into a cement wall near the
Gresham Police District police station .
Chicago police spokeswoman
Amina Greer said the driver in a 1987 Chevy allegedly hit a tree and a
barrier on the side of the station.
The 36-year-old driver was
cited for driving under the influence and leaving the scene of an
accident. He was the only occupant of the car.
