Apparently a Christmas charitable stimulus package Chicago style!
Merry Christmas, Santa!
Admiral Theatre offers lap dances for holiday toy donations
CBSChicago -
CHICAGO (CBS) — If you’re a stingy, Scroogey type at Christmas, the Admiral Theatre has an incentive for you to change your ways.
Yes, that Admiral Theatre.
Beginning Monday and continuing through Saturday, the Admiral is offering a free lap dance to anyone who donates an unused, unwrapped toy.
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