There should only be one "p" in potato.
Burglar urinates on potato
Police are hunting a burglar who urinated on a sack of potatoes but fled his crime scene empty-handed.
Police in Des Moines in the US admit they are stumped as to how a burglar managed to get into Roger Massey's apartment.
The flat owner says he locked his door and there was no sign of forced entry.
The burglar urinated in his bathtub, kitchen sink and on a sack of potatoes, according to a police report.