Yeah, Y'all i live in a parallel universe and I can park where i want to, and drive into cars if'n i want to, leave my children with the court monitor/baby sitter if'n i want to and y'all are just jealous of mah greatitudeiness, Y'all.
Lawyer: Britney Spears Missed 8 of 14 Drug Test Requests
Britney Spears did not respond in a timely manner to eight of 14 random drug test requests, Kevin Federline's attorney said in court Thursday. Alleging the singer lives in a "parallel universe," lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan reminded the court that the singer had been reprimanded three times by Commissioner Scott Gordon for failing to be reachable by phone.
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