Monday, November 26, 2007

The heavens weep!


WTF? OMG!


Does she want to start a war with China fer chrissakes?


To all Chinese people, run, hide, hide your children, hide your streets so she can't drive on them.


Britzilla is coming!


(This has got to be a joke of some sort, I mean right?)




Troubled pop singer Britney Spears, who recently lost permanent custody of her two sons, Jayden James & Sean Preston to ex-husband Kevin Federline, is planning to adopt Chinese twins.

According to reports from Britain’s News Of The World newspaper, Britney, 25, has confided to pals that she’s in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency and plans to go ahead with the adoption very soon.

The news of Brit’s planned adoption comes after Spears’ former husband, Kevin Federline was awarded full custody of their two sons.

A photographer snapped the ‘Gimme More’ singer - who still has access to the two boys, enjoying some time with Jayden & Sean at her home in LA on Friday.
Friends of the singer reckon that Britney has elected to adopt the two six-year-old children from China in a frantic bid to fill the void left by losing her sons to K-Fed.
Britney was also banned from driving with the kids in the car after she ran a red light in Hollywood.

And, according to further reports, Britney has also spent $50,000 on arranging her own funeral!
Spears allegedly splashed the cash arranging her funeral because she fears her spiralling lifestyle may lead to an early grave.
Brit’s bizarre purchase has left her friends and family worried that she is becoming increasingly depressed and that her unhealthy lifestyle is taking its toll.

A source close to Britney said: “It doesn’t seem that Britney has thought this through completely. Adoption and a funeral? The two don’t exactly go hand-in-hand.
“Paying for a funeral is a sensible thing to do—but not when you’re only 25!
“It’s a case of too much, too soon with Britney.
“Not a week goes by without something strange happening to her now. She’s doing herself no favors.”


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