Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Mojitos all around, por favor

Bye, Juice, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

He wants to be treated like a king, in a communist country?

Don't they kill the kings in communist countries?

Ask Czar Nicholas or Anastasia. Oh wait, they're dead, never mind you just go ahead and move there.

I wonder if his bail bondsman has read this article?

OJ Simpson pleads with Fidel Castro to let him move to Cuba

In a story so bizarre it must be true, The National Enquirer is claiming that O.J. Simpson is pleading with Cuban leader Fidel Castro to let him move to the Socialist island nation, which has no extradition treaty with the US. O.J. hopes to escape prosecution for multiple charges including kidnapping and armed robbery stemming from a September 16 raid of a Vegas Hotel room of memorabilia O.J. believed belonged to him. Three of O.J.’s five accomplices have testified against him and accepted plea deals, but O.J. has pled not guilty and will go to trial with the other two guys that accompanied him. He could face decades in jail.

O.J. got away with double murder and he doesn’t think he should have to face the music for this crime, either, so he’s trying to get Castro to let him come to Cuba, where he believes he will be “treated like a king.”

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