Don't go to court drunk, ever.
Its never a good thing.
BTW how do you pronounce the *'s in f***?
What? I'm just sayin'
You're a real f***wit, drunk judge tells lawyer
by ROSS MCGUINNESS - metro.co.uk
District judge Esther Cunningham had drunk brandy before court
A drunk district judge was thrown out of a courtroom after she forcibly kissed a solicitor and swore at a prosecutor.
Esther Cunningham drank brandy before appearing as a solicitor to represent her cousin in a dangerous dog case.
She told an usher to 'f*** off' and called the CPS lawyer 'a f***wit', the Solicitors' Disciplinary Tribunal heard.
Six months later, the 54-year-old was drunk when she taught students on a legal course, the tribunal heard.
Cunningham, of Grantham, Lincolnshire, accepted she had a drink problem and blamed it on personal problems.
She admitted bringing her profession into disrepute two years ago and was suspended for six months with £6,200 costs.
