Church shennanigans

Father, forgive them for they know not what they do.

Its not the crime its the cover-up.  Okay its also the crime too.

Archdiocese goes on trial in abuse case

By Abe Levy - Express-News

Jury selection begins today in the Bexar County trial of a lawsuit accusing the Archdiocese of San Antonio of covering up a former priest's sexual abuse of an altar boy in Floresville in the mid-1970s.

Louis Paul White repeatedly sexually abused a then-12-year-old boy, the lawsuit claims, chiding the Catholic hierarchy for waiting until 1989 to defrock White and until only three years ago to publicize his name as an accused child molester.

White, now 69, was an associate pastor at Sacred Heart Catholic Church in Floresville from 1976 to 1977, when the alleged abuse took place. The lawsuit claims that he molested the boy in White's bedroom, a shop at the rectory and the church itself — up to three times a week for six months.

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Mom and children die in DWI crash

And the Bexar County Dwi hit list keeps on growing!

Rest in Peace Mother and children.

God; please watch over the other children.

3 die, 2 hospitalized in DWI crash

By Robert Kolarik - Express-News

A woman and two children were killed overnight in a DWI-related wreck, KSAT-TV reported on its 5 a.m. newscast.

A car carrying six people was speeding west in the 6300 block of Medina Base Road about 12:15 a.m. today when it slammed into a parked bulldozer, the station said.

The 22-year-old woman and the children, ages 2 and 7, died at the scene, KSAT said. Two other children were taken to University Hospital.


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Creep

Yes he's banned but as a dues-paying member of the school union is he still being paid and has his benefits?

A Queens teacher has been banned from city schools for over-the-top sex ed class

CBS New York -

NEW YORK(CBSNewYork) — A Queens teacher has been banned from all city schools after he allegedly made inappropriate comments and gestures during a sexual education class.

Former students told CBS 2′s Jessica Schneider that Dyrel Bartee, a teacher at Grover Cleveland High School was getting too explicit in his descriptions.

He has been accused of spreading his legs to demonstrate childbirth and grabbing his crotch to emphasize a point about sexually transmitted diseases.

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Hot for Teddy

I'd say he has a Teddy fetish.

Pervy perp again busted for sex with Teddy Bear

Cincinnati man, 28, collared for indecent act with stuffed animal
The Smoking Gun -

For the fourth time in the past two years, a Cincinnati man has been arrested for masturbating in public with the aid of a teddy bear, records show.

Charles Marshall, 28, was arrested Wednesday evening after employees at a health clinic spotted him pleasuring himself in an alley. Marshall, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, was cited for disorderly conduct.

Municipal Court records show that Marshall has already been convicted three times of engaging in public indecency/disorderly conduct with a teddy bear. The misdemeanor counts resulted in short jail sentences and small fines for Marshall.


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Thugerry in the Park

It doesn't matter if, from other news sources, they were black, or white, brown, yellow or green teens.  Protect the citizens in the park and prosecute the thugs committing the crimes.

Unfortunately as well, they choose to limit access to the park thereby denying it to those who are using it for legitimate recreational purposes.

Portland police shorten hours at Laurelhurst Park after reports of of group of teen boys attacking others

The Oregonian -

Portland's bureaus of Police and Parks will join forces this weekend to increase security in Laurelhurst Park after reports of two large-scale fights there Wednesday and Thursday nights.

According to those who reported the incidents to police, both assaults involved a large group of teenage boys who attacked either an individual or a small group.

Police say they learned of the first incident Wednesday evening when called to the Southeast Portland park about 10:36 p.m. to investigate a report of 150 drunken teens. When they arrived, they told the teens they found to leave. But they were then flagged down by a young woman who told them that a 14-year-old boy had been beaten up and was lying on a picnic table at the west end of the park.

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Real-life Frogger

Jumping from the frying pan into the fire.

Man hit by truck while fleeing police

By Michelle Mondo - Express-News


A man believed to be involved in a theft at a Target store in Balcones Heights was hit by a truck when he ran from police and into traffic on Loop 410 on Saturday night.

The man, whose name and age weren't known, was taken to University Hospital with life-threatening injuries, police said.

A Balcones Heights police officer was in the Target parking lot for a theft call just before 9 p.m. when he yelled at the suspected thief to stop, San Antonio police said. The man bolted before the officer got back into his car. He ran across the access road, up the grassy shoulder and onto the main lanes of Loop 410 East, where he was hit by what appeared to be a moving truck.

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I bet those officers are getting teased unmercilessly by their fellow officers

Tasing a nude 80-year old woman?

For swinging her cane at them?

Police:  Taser used on Nude 80-year old woman attempting to hit officers with cane

CBS Charlotte -


DORCHESTER COUNTY, S.C. (CBS Charlotte) – Don’t tase the nude 80-year-old woman, bro.

Police in Dorchester County, S.C., used a Taser on a nude 80-year-old woman after she allegedly attempted to attack police with her walking stick.

WCSC reports that when police answered a complaint of someone making loud noises in the area, they were met by an elderly woman wearing no clothes on her porch, reportedly hitting the steps of her porch with her cane.

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Really? 911 call for this?

What a maroon!

Man calls 911 to complain about ham sandwich

By Chris Preovolos - scni.com

An East Hartford man has called 911 to complain that a deli fouled up his sandwich order.

Audio: Listen to the 911 call 

The man can be heard on a recording of Wednesday’s call complaining that he “specifically asked for little turkey and little ham, a lot of cheese and a lot of mayonnaise,” and the Grateful Deli in East Hartford got it wrong.

The dispatcher asked the man to verify that he was calling 911 because he didn’t like the way they made his sandwich.

The man replied, “Exactly.”

The dispatcher advised him not to buy it.

No charges have been filed.

Patricide

This is what caused a murder at a family barbecue?

The father was too tired after working to help barbecue so the son gets into a fight with him, goes into the apartment, comes out with a gun, and shoots him?

Sounds like he needs to be removed from society for, umm... at least forever.

Barbecue argument ends in death

By Ana Ley and Haley Konnath - Express-News

A man who refused to help his son barbecue Thursday night was shot dead after a scuffle erupted between the two, a family friend said.

Daniel Goodwin, 41, was found dead in a bedroom of his apartment in the 3700 block of East Commerce Street about 7 p.m., according to an incident report.

His son, Darrius Goodwin, was arrested on murder charges.

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Questions I'd like to ask

Well, is it still there?

Will it work again?

Do you feel stupid?

Are you sad you shot your penis?

I bet you are.

Police:  Man recovering after shooting himself in groin in Birmingham

By Lauren Abdel-Razzaq - Detroit News


Birmingham —A Southfield Township man accidentally shot himself in the groin Tuesday morning as he was adjusting his gun, police say.

The 45-year-old contractor with a heating and air conditioning company was outside a home on the 300 block of Wimbleton in Birmingham when the shooting took place at around 11:15 a.m., said Birmingham Police Chief Don Studt.

As he prepared to get to work, the man went to remove the .40-caliber Glock pistol from his waistband of his pants where he was carrying it and the gun went off. The bullet went through the victim's penis and lodged in his thigh, Studt said.


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Oodles of Noodles!!

Bring it on!!

I love Ramen.

City vote moves Ramen plant deal forward

By Vicki Vaughan - Express-News

The City Council approved an ordinance Thursday in which it agreed not to annex, for a five-year period, a $325 million food manufacturing plant that is planned for Southwest Bexar County.

The council's vote was unanimous and was made without discussion. District 4 councilman Rey Saldaña was absent.

Officials with Japan-based Maruchan Inc., which plans to build a Ramen noodle plant outside city limits, have said the plant would employ as many as 600 workers. The plant's location in Bexar County near Interstate 35 and Loop 410 is ideal for sending its products to the U.S. Midwest and to Mexico, company officials said.

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Must pay to play

Sorry, perhaps you shouldn't have spent all your money on your defense attorney at trial.

It also probably didn't help that you have an appellate attorney from one of the more expensive criminal defense firms in San Antonio as well.

No relief for killer claiming poverty

By Craig Kapitan - Express-News

When Alamo Heights resident Jon Thomas Ford went to trial for murder last February, he had by his side Dick DeGuerin, one of the most prominent — and, presumably, most expensive — criminal defense lawyers in Texas.

But now Ford is broke, his new appellate attorneys said Thursday as he returned to court to ask the judge to waive a $15,000 bill for a transcript of the monthlong trial that ended with his conviction.

State District Judge Maria Teresa Herr denied the request after about two hours of testimony in which prosecutors suggested Ford's father was hiding assets to make the defendant look less wealthy — perhaps in an effort to shield him from a potential wrongful-death lawsuit. The father vehemently denied the accusation.

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What a fun barbecue

Because you know nothing says family barbecue better than a murder.

Family barbecue ends in fatal shooting

By Michelle Casady - Express-News

A family barbecue on the East Side ended Thursday evening when a man was shot and killed.

Lt. Scott Bell said police went to the Palms Apartments in the 3700 block of East Commerce St. about 7 p.m. and found a man dead in his apartment.

Witnesses and family members said the victim, identified as a 42-year-old male, was outside at the barbecue when an argument began.

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Playing the race card? I don't think so.

Race, its what everybody now says.

Sorry that the Defendant decided to commit aggravated kidnapping with the intent to sexually assault some one.  Oh and he never touched her because she managed to escape.

Do you think perhaps it might have been his other attempts as well in the past to sexually molest and/or assault women including inappropriate sexual incidents with female guards at the Comal County Jail played into the jury's sentencing decision?

Good job Jennifer and Jenny.

Convicted kidnapper's family claims race figured into 60 year sentence

By Dalondo Moultrie New Braunfels Herald-Zeitung



NEW BRAUNFELS — Jurors in a Comal County felony trial on Thursday sentenced a Garden Ridge man to 60 years in prison for aggravated kidnapping in a case in which the victim testified the man never touched her.

“I think it is appropriate,” said Jennifer Tharp, Comal County criminal district attorney. “You have an adult who has a history of violence that has been escalating and he’s going out there and sexually attacking complete strangers.

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Going post-op tal?

I guess he sure violated his Hippocratic Oath, huh?

Hunt continues for surgeon in fatal shooting of former girlfriend at ECMC

Surgeon Not Found At Home; SWAT surrounded property in Lake View for nine hours
Buffalonews.com -

A trauma surgeon at Erie County Medical Center suspected of luring his ex-girlfriend into a hospital stairwell before fatally shooting her multiple times at point-blank range remained at large late Wednesday.

A SWAT team had surrounded Dr. Timothy V. Jorden Jr.'s half-million-dollar Lake View home for nine hours before police completed their search and determined he was not there.

"He is not in the house," a police source said. "He is somewhere, and hopefully, we'll catch him."

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