Good luck with that.
Texas pastor charged in W.Va. hangs self in jail
Associated Press - CHARLESTON, W.Va. (AP) — West Virginia State Police are investigating the death of a Texas pastor who killed himself while in custody on a sexual assault charge.
Sgt. T.S. Mills tells media outlets that 41-year-old Matthew Jarrell of Terrell, Texas, hanged himself with a bed sheet in his cell.
Regional jail authority acting chief of operations John Lopez says Jarrell was found late Saturday night. Efforts to revive him weren't successful. He was pronounced dead at a local hospital at about 12:30 a.m. Sunday.
