Thursday, March 20, 2008

What a Putz!

There is an old Yiddish saying which loosely translates to:

"When the penis stands up the brain goes to sleep."

That would explain a great many things in life, huh?

Open Playgirl Casting Call to Eliot Spitzer

Dear Eliot,

It’s not fair. We’ve been watching you; and we’ve seen how you’ve been crucified by the mass media, conservatives, and Republicans. We’ve stood by as your call-girl was offered $1 million by Hustler to show the world what she’s already been showing the world for a whole lot less.

We think you’ve had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week. But we’ve been thinking.

Your political career is sadly over; and you owe a lot of money to a lot of people. Hell, you may land in jail before too long. So consider this letter a brief note of urgency.

How about making some loot back, by showing us what you saved for such a select few? How about strutting your sexuality, and defending your right to get down? Couldn’t you use a little rent money right about now?

Seriously—get in touch with us.

We’re ready to make you a very attractive offer. Someone get Spitzer on the line: Playgirl needs him naked, now.