There is an old Yiddish saying which loosely translates to:
"When the penis stands up the brain goes to sleep."
That would explain a great many things in life, huh?
Open Playgirl Casting Call to Eliot Spitzer
Dear Eliot,
It’s not fair. We’ve been watching you; and we’ve seen how you’ve been crucified by the mass media, conservatives, and Republicans. We’ve stood by as your call-girl was offered $1 million by Hustler to show the world what she’s already been showing the world for a whole lot less.
We think you’ve had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week. But we’ve been thinking.
Your political career is sadly over; and you owe a lot of money to a lot of people. Hell, you may land in jail before too long. So consider this letter a brief note of urgency.
How about making some loot back, by showing us what you saved for such a select few? How about strutting your sexuality, and defending your right to get down? Couldn’t you use a little rent money right about now?
Seriously—get in touch with us.
We’re ready to make you a very attractive offer. Someone get Spitzer on the line: Playgirl needs him naked, now.
"When the penis stands up the brain goes to sleep."
That would explain a great many things in life, huh?
Open Playgirl Casting Call to Eliot Spitzer
Dear Eliot,
It’s not fair. We’ve been watching you; and we’ve seen how you’ve been crucified by the mass media, conservatives, and Republicans. We’ve stood by as your call-girl was offered $1 million by Hustler to show the world what she’s already been showing the world for a whole lot less.
We think you’ve had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week. But we’ve been thinking.
Your political career is sadly over; and you owe a lot of money to a lot of people. Hell, you may land in jail before too long. So consider this letter a brief note of urgency.
How about making some loot back, by showing us what you saved for such a select few? How about strutting your sexuality, and defending your right to get down? Couldn’t you use a little rent money right about now?
Seriously—get in touch with us.
We’re ready to make you a very attractive offer. Someone get Spitzer on the line: Playgirl needs him naked, now.
