Tuesday, December 4, 2007

OMG! Law Suit coming?

Okay, I lied.

I said no posts this morning, but I am a lawyer.

Wow, poor Joan van Ark, Knots Landing hottie in the day.

Apparently, the curse of Hollywood struck with plastic surgery the rule of the day.

Med mal suits to follow? or has the statute of limitations run?



Joan Van Ark looks like a scarecrow

from CeleBitchy

There’s a lot to be said for aging gracefully. Not so much in Hollywood, but as a general principle. In the entertainment industry, it seems to be a matter of extremes – people either age horrendously, or not at all. Joan Van Ark, of “Knots Landing” fame, seems to be the former. If she looked old and ragged because she’d resisted the pressures of Hollywood and hadn’t gotten any work done, I’d congratulate her. Instead she looks old, ragged, pulled, snipped, clipped, and tightened because it seems she gave in to every single pressure… and every single knife, scalpel, syringe, and toxin. Hooooooollllllleeeeee crap. How do you go out looking like that? I can’t imagine that the heavy white makeup makes it look any better. How could she possibly look worse?

Link here: http://www.celebitchy.com/7903/joan_van_ark_looks_like_a_scarecrow/