Can you Hear me? Can you hear me now?
Dude! Put down the phone and finish robbing the place already.
If you know this guy please call him and tell him the police would like to speak to him.
I'm just sayin'
Robber holds up bank, doesn't bother to get off his cellphone
by Darren Murph
Make no mistake, we've seen some fairly boneheaded moves (even someone rocking this very same gaffe!) made by technologically-illiterate bank robbers, but the latest case involves a fellow who was quite the opposite of that.
Yes, the 20 to 25 year male who decided to hold up an Alabama bank the day before his taxes were due actually did the deed without hanging up his cellphone. And there's surveillance footage to prove it.
Quite honestly, we can't imagine what the conversation here would've been like, but at least he made the most of whatever minutes he had remaining as a free man, right?