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Gives a whole new meaning to stuffing the turkey.

Thief stuffs turkey down pants

By JAMIE SCHRAM and SERGEY KADINSKY - NY Post

This birdbrained bandit took turkey stuffing to a whole new level.

A Brooklyn teen was caught on video shoving a 12-pound turkey breast into his baggy sweatpants -- and then waddling out of a Bed-Stuy grocery with an irate butcher hot on his trail, sources said yesterday.

"He's got a big turkey in his pants!" Fine Fare Grocery cashier Michelle Benjamin yelled to butcher Sergio Marte, who chased down alleged poultry poacher Deon Williams, 19, outside the Marcus Garvey Boulevard store.

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"You have something in your pants!" Marte barked at Williams, who squealed back, "I'll give it to you -- don't touch me!"

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