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Don't leave home without them.
Ex-cop takes plea for bizarre pantless wreck
By Craig Kapitan - Express-News
A former San Antonio police sergeant has pleaded no contest and requested deferred adjudication probation for a bizarre incident last year in which he was found roaming the streets in his underwear near his wrecked city-issued pickup.
Joseph Earl Myers, 53, reached a plea agreement last week for misapplication of fiduciary property involving the $7,165 in damage to the vehicle.
State District Judge Melisa Skinner is set to decide later this month whether he'll serve a two-year term at a state jail facility or on probation.
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