He made him do it

Man I can just imagine the thoughts that went through that Landlord's mind as his renter, pictured in the booking photo on the left, was trying to run him over.

"Don't rent to the devil!"  "Don't rent to the devil!"

Horny Man In Assault Bust

Cops: Oklahoman nabbed after trying to run down his landlord
From: The Smoking Gun

Meet Jesse Thornhill. The Tulsa man was arrested early today after he allegedly tried to run down his landlord with a car. Following his arrest for assault with a dangerous weapon, Thornhill, 28, was booked into the Tulsa County jail, where this booking photo was snapped.

Yes, Thornhill has horns. The jarring cosmetic, um, improvement is noted thusly in the "personal oddities" section of a Tulsa Police Department report: "Horns, neck tattoos, implant earrings on head."

According to cops, the landlord was in the street when Thornhill "attempted to strike her with his vehicle but missed" due to her "jumping out of the vehicle's path." Thornhill was released this morning after posting $10,000 bond in connection with the felony rap.


"The devil made me do it"