Oh my.
Police: Columbia Heights man caught with stolen TV in pants
KSTP.com -
A Columbia Heights man was arrested for allegedly stealing a 19-inch television – by shoving it down his pants.
Twenty-one-year-old Eric Lee King was walking out of an Eagan business
on Dec. 5, 2011, when he dropped a box of candy in the parking lot. An
Eagan police officer was in the area and let King know, but King kept
walking as if he didn’t hear the officer, according to the complaint.
The police officer said King was walking “straight-legged, shuffling
his feet, and not bending his knees.” The officer also noticed that
King’s pants were falling down and he was trying to hold them up.
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