Just way to much TMI!!

TMI!!

'I just made love' app lets you tell the world where and when - and thousands have

Mail Online -

Sharing apps such as Foursquare already let us share where we eat, drink and shop.

Now 'I Just Made Love' lets you log and GPS-tag your private life in just the same way - and, bizarrely, some people seem to want to.

The Android app has been downloaded 10,000 times, and rated five stars by dozens of users.

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Stuck up

Santa he ain't.

Curfew-breaking teen gets stuck in chimney

Associated Press-

STOCKTON, Calif. (AP) — A California teenager has learned the hard way that he's no Santa Claus.

The Stockton Record (http://bit.ly/ujgDPU ) reports 18-year-old George Herrera got stuck in a chimney while trying to sneak into his house Thursday.

Art Ray of the Stockton Fire Department says the teen was breaking curfew and trying to get inside his home.

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Tag you're it!

I guess there was no other choice but to let him finish.

Man finishes tagging billboard as cops wait below

By Vianna Davila - Express-News


Officers spent two hours negotiating with a man caught tagging a billboard along Interstate 10 after he refused to climb down until he'd finished the job, police said.

The San Antonio Police Department said it received a call around 5:30 p.m. Friday about a man spray painting a billboard near Colorado Street.

Officers arrived and told the man to climb down.

He wouldn't. Not until the tagging was done.

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Under the microscope

This isn't a good thing for Hilda.

Even the accusation isn't a good thing.

Forgery suspicions on lawyer's forms prompt investigations

Judge's signatures on lawyer's indigent defense vouchers under scrutiny.
By Craig Kapitan - Express-News


A former prosecutor with a reputation for taking on more indigent defense cases than any other San Antonio lawyer is under investigation after a judge's signatures on reimbursement forms for such work appeared to be forged, the Bexar County Sheriff's Office said Wednesday.

Detective Louis Antu, a spokesman for the sheriff's office, said Hilda Valadez came under suspicion after a clerk for a state district judge noticed the signatures didn't appear to match the judge's.

He declined to name the judge, citing the ongoing investigation.

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Don't mess with the Santa!

Dear Santa;

Man o' Law would like a Bushmaster CAR15 223 16 BSH REDDOT for Christmas (Get it at Budsgunshop.com they're on sale!)

Thank you!!

Man o' Law

P.S. If its not too much to ask how about a FN FiveSeven USG 5.7X28 too??  Please??

Firearm sales way up during Holiday Season

CBSSacramento -

ROCKLIN (CBS13) — If you’ve pulled the trigger on a new firearm this holiday season, join the club.

As in your neighborhood shooting club, because faster than a speeding bullet, guns are going out the door.

Well, not right away, of course — there is that 10-day waiting period, 11 here at TDS Guns in Rocklin, where Bob Norgard wasn’t caught off-guard.

He’s making his purchase today so he’ll have his firearm under the Christmas tree as he joins a growing number of people who say they’re simply “doing what they need to do to protect themselves and their family.”

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Ho Ho Ho!! This kid really sleighs me!

I don't know if this was a joke, set-up, or what.

If it isn't this girl and her family have some serious issues.

If it is a joke, well Ha Ha Ha.

Schoolgirl threatens to kill Santa Claus if he doesn't bring the right presents

A 13-year-old girl has shocked her mother by asking Father Christmas for a list of presents and threatening to kill him if he doesn't comply. 
Metro.co.uk -

Christmas letters to Santa asking for a new bike or toy are usually endearing notes penned by wide-eyed innocent children.


But Mekeeda Austin has warned Father Christmas that he will be ‘killed’ if he fails to deliver at least two of her long list of gifts – including a BlackBerry smartphone and ‘the real-life Justin Bieber’.


The 13-year-old goes even further and threatens to ‘hunt down’ Old Nick’s reindeer so she can ‘cook them and serve their meat to homeless people on Xmas day’.


Her mother, Tracey, from Brickhill, Bedford, found the note – which ends ‘Remember… two of these, or you die’ – in Mekeeda’s school bag but has vowed to try to meet her daughter’s demands rather than punish her.


‘When I first found the letter, I thought it was funny. Now I think I’d better get her what she wants. The last thing I want is for her to kill Santa,’ said Mrs Austin, 40.


And the demanding Mekeeda added: ‘I don’t really believe in Santa any more but I was angry because I thought I wasn’t going to get all the presents I wanted this year.

‘I want all of these things and I don’t see why I shouldn’t get them.’

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No doubt who it belongs to now is there?

But at least he asked for it back nicely.


That should count for something, right?

Pa. man asks officer: 'Can I have my weed back?'

Associated Press -

BEAVER, Pa. (AP) — A defense attorney's argument that a bag of marijuana uncovered during a Pennsylvania traffic stop could have belonged to a man other than his client has unraveled after an arresting officer recalled the suspect asking him: "Can I have my weed back?"

Nineteen-year-old Devonte Davon Jeter was one of four men in a car stopped by Midland police on May 13.

Jeter's attorney said Monday that the marijuana could have belonged to any one of the men in the car.

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Its come to this

Really?  REALLY?

Sheesh!

Bag marked 'bang' prompts LA train station evacuation

Associated Press -

LOS ANGELES (AP) — A commuter train station in downtown Los Angeles has reopened after a backpack marked "Bang" raised suspicions and prompted an evacuation.

Metro spokeswoman Gayle Anderson says someone discovered the bag shortly after 5 p.m. Tuesday on a Red Line train at Union Station.

The all-clear was given at around 7:45 p.m., and Anderson says trains are now running without delays.

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Washing money

Is all their money gone?

Local Man held in money laundering

Co-Defendant in Harris indictment still is at-large.
By Eva Ruth Moravec - Express-News

Bexar County Sheriff's Office deputies have arrested a San Antonio man accused in Harris County of selling fake annuity policies to 69 clients, then stealing more than $200,000 he netted in those sales, according to court documents.

Luther Pierce Hendon, 64, was being held Tuesday in Bexar County Jail on charges of misapplication of fiduciary property, money laundering and theft by deception. A judge set bail at $1.5 million.

Indictments issued Thursday by a Harris County grand jury accuse Hendon of funneling cash into personal bank accounts from clients who bought annuity policies.

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Build the pipeline, NOW!

Does anyone need more proof that we need to build the Keystone pipeline to bring Canadian oil to the US?

Other than President Obama who appears to be clueless and is playing political games that is?


Iran army declines comment on MP's Hormuz exercise remarks
Reuters -

TEHRAN (Reuters) - A member of the Iranian parliament's National Security Committee said on Monday that the military was set to practice its ability to close the Gulf to shipping at the narrow Strait of Hormuz, the most important oil transit channel in the world, but there was no official confirmation.

The legislator, Parviz Sarvari, told the student news agency ISNA: "Soon we will hold a military maneuver on how to close the Strait of Hormuz. If the world wants to make the region insecure, we will make the world insecure."

Contacted by Reuters, a spokesman for the Iranian military declined to comment.

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Oh nooooooooooo!!

Maybe we can ship all of our government butter there and pay off our National Debt?

But do it quickly before the Chinese sell them their butter

Norway butter shortage threatens Christmas treats

Times Live -

An acute butter shortage in Norway, one of the world's richest countries, has left people worrying how to bake their Christmas goodies with store shelves emptied and prices through the roof.

The shortfall, expected to last into January, amounts to between 500 and 1,000 tonnes, said Tine, Norway's main dairy company, while online sellers have offered 500-gramme packs for up to 350 euros ($465).

The dire shortage poses a serious challenge for Norwegians who are trying to finish their traditional Christmas baking -- a task which usually requires them to make at least seven different kinds of biscuits.

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Ho Ho Ho!!

Apparently a Christmas charitable stimulus package Chicago style!

Merry Christmas, Santa!


Admiral Theatre offers lap dances for holiday toy donations
CBSChicago -

CHICAGO (CBS) — If you’re a stingy, Scroogey type at Christmas, the Admiral Theatre has an incentive for you to change your ways.

Yes, that Admiral Theatre.

Beginning Monday and continuing through Saturday, the Admiral is offering a free lap dance to anyone who donates an unused, unwrapped toy.

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When are people going to get angry?

Typical.

The drunk driver survives the crash that took the life of the other driver.

Of course he was also driving the wrong-way down the highway to boot.

Victim of DWI crash never let friends drive drunk

By Eva Ruth Moravec - Express-News


Christina Renee Flores would do anything she could to keep her friends and family from the dangers of drunken driving, people who knew her said.

The single mother of three was known to pay for cabs and hotel rooms for her intoxicated loved ones, but it was more common for Flores, 41, to pick up those who needed a ride.

Early Saturday, Flores was awakened to a phone call from a man she was dating, asking for a ride home from a bar.

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Girl Thug?

A brute of a girl apparently.

Yet I am sure someone will write and tell me, I'm wrong.

Woman accused of injuring aunt

By Eva Ruth Moravec - Express-News

San Antonio police early Sunday arrested a woman accused of injuring her aunt on Saturday during an argument over the woman's 2-year-old daughter.

Marina Villarreal, 22, is set to be booked in Bexar County Jail on one count of injury to an elderly, causing serious bodily injury. A judge set bail at $10,000.

An arrest warrant affidavit states Villarreal, who lives with her mother, her 67-year-old aunt and her daughter, reportedly left the toddler with her relatives for the night on Friday. After her mother picked her up from a friend's house Saturday, the women began to discuss the care of the girl, the affidavit states. The argument escalated, and the women reportedly were pushing each other when Villarreal's aunt, Rosemary Castillo, got involved.

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Umm Judge, can we take a mulligan?

Jeeze, you'd think at least the dude himself would have remembered he was in prison at the time he was supposed to committing another armed robbery?

Due process demands that he only be put n prson for crimes he actually could and did commit, capiche?

Convicted man was in jail when crime was committed

By Brian Rogers - Houston Chronicle



Sentenced to life in prison in November for armed robbery, LaDondrell Montgomery insisted he was not the shadowy figure on surveillance video. He swore the eyewitness identifying him were flat wrong.

If only the 36-year-old habitual offender had an alibi. If only he could remember exactly where he was that day of the robbery.

A week after jurors sentenced Montgomery, his attorney was researching the felon's lengthy rap sheet.

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