Friday, March 21, 2008

Up in smoke


But there wern't any weapons.


So? What's the big deal?


What? I'm just sayin'


Airport screeners miss 45 pounds of pot

Associated Press MILWAUKEE (AP) -- A suitcase packed with 45 pounds of marijuana passed through security at Mitchell International Airport in Milwaukee County.

Sheriff David Clarke suspects it was "an inside job" because of the security breach. Clarke says it's unnerving that such a bag can bypass all the TSA security devices.

Investigators aren't saying exactly where the untagged suitcase was found, but they believe it was destined for a plane to New York.

This week's discovery at the airport follows another large marijuana bust over the weekend in Milwaukee County. A deputy pulled over a driver on Interstate 43 and found a suitcase and duffel bag with 63 pounds of marijuana valued at more than $200,000.

Hand Jive


A big No No to do in Court.



Lawyer jailed over lewd gesture at judge
Man detained briefly while representing DWI client.
By Steven KreytakAMERICAN-STATESMAN STAFF


An Austin defense lawyer was jailed last week after being accused of making a lewd gesture at a judge while in court representing a client on charges of driving while intoxicated.

Adam Reposa, 33, was held in contempt of court by County-Court-at-Law Judge Jan Breland for his "intentional and contumacious conduct during the court's review of the plea bargain offer to his client before jury trial."

Reposa, who could not be reached for comment, "made a simulated masturbatory gesture with his hand while making eye contact with the court in response to an objection by the state to his interference with the court plea bargain inquiry," Breland wrote in a judgment of criminal contempt of court filed March 11.

Breland, who also could not be reached, noted that she and prosecutor Richard Gentry witnessed the gesture and "acknowledged so on the record."

Breland ordered Reposa taken into custody and returned to court the next morning for a sentencing hearing. Handwritten on the bottom of the order above the initials "JB" was: "No bond without my approval."

However, Reposa was released later that day on a personal bond signed by state District Judge Charlie Baird, who said the law requires that judges set bond in lawyer-contempt cases.
It does not appear from court records that further action on the case has occurred since his release.

Don't worry be happy!


Howdy and Happy Good Friday to you all, and happy Friday to the rest of you.


I want all of my readers to be as happy as they possibly can be!! So as a public service to you dear readers, you may follow the advice of this article and feel free to spend it on me. Yes, I know how unselfish it is for me to allow you to be come happy at my expense but you deserve it.

Yes, you do.....
You know you do....
Just give it here.....
Look how happy the man in the picture is.


Money buys happiness -- if you spend on someone else

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Money can buy happiness, but only if you spend it on someone else, researchers reported on Thursday.

Spending as little as $5 a day on someone else could significantly boost happiness, the team at the University of British Columbia and Harvard Business School found.

Their experiments on more than 630 Americans showed they were measurably happier when they spent money on others -- even if they thought spending the money on themselves would make them happier.

"We wanted to test our theory that how people spend their money is at least as important as how much money they earn," said Elizabeth Dunn, a psychologist at the University of British Columbia.

They asked their 600 volunteers first to rate their general happiness, report their annual income and detail their monthly spending including bills, gifts for themselves, gifts for others and donations to charity.

"Regardless of how much income each person made, those who spent money on others reported greater happiness, while those who spent more on themselves did not," Dunn said in a statement.

Dunn's team also surveyed 16 employees at a company in Boston before and after they received an annual profit-sharing bonus of between $3,000 and $8,000.

"Employees who devoted more of their bonus to pro-social spending experienced greater happiness after receiving the bonus, and the manner in which they spent that bonus was a more important predictor of their happiness than the size of the bonus itself," they wrote in their report, published in the journal Science.

"Finally, participants who were randomly assigned to spend money on others experienced greater happiness than those assigned to spend money on themselves," they said.
They gave their volunteers $5 or $20 and half got clear instructions on how to spend it. Those who spent the money on someone or something else reported feeling happier about it.

"These findings suggest that very minor alterations in spending allocations -- as little as $5 -- may be enough to produce real gains in happiness on a given day," Dunn said.
This could also explain why people are no happier even though U.S. society is richer.

"Indeed, although real incomes have surged dramatically in recent decades, happiness levels have remained largely flat within developed countries across time," they wrote.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

What a Putz!


There is an old Yiddish saying which loosely translates to:

"When the penis stands up the brain goes to sleep."

That would explain a great many things in life, huh?


Open Playgirl Casting Call to Eliot Spitzer

Dear Eliot,

It’s not fair. We’ve been watching you; and we’ve seen how you’ve been crucified by the mass media, conservatives, and Republicans. We’ve stood by as your call-girl was offered $1 million by Hustler to show the world what she’s already been showing the world for a whole lot less.

We think you’ve had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week. But we’ve been thinking.

Your political career is sadly over; and you owe a lot of money to a lot of people. Hell, you may land in jail before too long. So consider this letter a brief note of urgency.

How about making some loot back, by showing us what you saved for such a select few? How about strutting your sexuality, and defending your right to get down? Couldn’t you use a little rent money right about now?

Seriously—get in touch with us.

We’re ready to make you a very attractive offer. Someone get Spitzer on the line: Playgirl needs him naked, now.

I ain't got no body and no body ain't got me


Holy Smokes! What a scheme.


Did he charge more for the parts taken from Alistair Cooke?



Ex-doctor confesses to stealing body parts
Led scheme to sell pieces for millions

Associated Press NEW YORK - The mastermind of a scheme to plunder corpses from funeral homes in the Northeast and sell them for millions of dollars pleaded guilty yesterday in a deal that could send him to prison for more than five decades.

Michael Mastromarino, a 44-year-old former oral surgeon, confessed to the judge that he carried out the scheme from 2001 to 2005. He will face 18 to 54 years and will have to forfeit $4.68 million. He pleaded guilty to 14 counts that include enterprise corruption, body stealing, and reckless endangerment.


The plea was made more than two years after the gruesome scandal broke, with evidence that corpses were being hacked up without permission or proper screening for diseases and sold for dental implants, knee and hip replacements, and other procedures around the country.
The looted bodies included that of "Masterpiece Theatre" host Alistair Cooke.

Authorities released photos of exhumed corpses that were boned below the waist. Prosecutors said the defendants had made a crude attempt to cover their tracks by sewing PVC pipe into the bodies in time for open-casket wakes.

Dressed in a button-down Ralph Lauren shirt and blue jeans, a bespectacled Mastromarino calmly answered "yes" as prosecutors outlined the gruesome accusations in a nearly hourlong confession.

Mastromarino, smiling and fidgeting at times, admitted to forging records, including the times of death and the ages of the dead, as well as switching blood and tissue samples. Mastromarino said he stole Cooke's body parts. Cooke was one of more than 1,000 victims.
"What he did was wrong," his defense lawyer, Mario Galluci, said outside court. "I feel horrible for the victims in this case. There is no excuse for what he did."

After the hearing ended, Brooklyn prosecutor Josh Hanshaft said Mastromarino "mutilated the bodies for greed."

Mastromarino's wife, Barbra, who will forfeit $190,000 in connection with the case, declined to comment. The two have been married for more than 15 years and have two children. Mastromarino will be sentenced in May.

Mastromarino was the owner of Biomedical Tissue Services, a New Jersey company that shipped bones, skin, and tendons to tissue processors such as Regeneration Technologies Inc., LifeCell Corp., and Tutogen Medical Inc. About 10,000 people received tissue supplied by BTS.

Those companies face hundreds of civil lawsuits from people who received the tissue in transplants and from the families of loved ones whose body parts were taken without permission.

Prosecutors said Mastromarino's actions posed a "grave risk" to transplant recipients and he showed a "depraved indifference" by shipping body parts that came from people with cancer or other diseases.

During a news conference, Galluci said the companies that accepted those parts should be prosecuted. He said they put pressure on his client to get more bodies and didn't ask any questions.

Mastromarino reached the plea deal earlier this year, but it nearly fell apart when prosecutors decided they wanted a trial. A judge nixed that plan, however, and scolded prosecutors for backing out of the deal.

The three others charged in the BTS case were Chris Aldorasi, Joseph Nicelli, and Lee Cruceta. Aldorasi, a cutter, is on trial in Brooklyn. Cruceta has pleaded guilty, and Nicelli, who suffered a head injury, has been removed from the case until he recovers.

The harvesting-tissue operation stretched across four states, including Pennsylvania, and involved about a half-dozen funeral home directors, prosecutors said.
Mastromarino will also plead guilty to related charges in Philadelphia, his lawyer said yesterday.

My teacher can beat up your teacher


What is it with teachers recently? Does the Summer seem to far away and you're losing it? Or is it some form of combat fatigue and you are going crazy locked in with the kids for several hours a day? What ever it is stop it. Get a hold of yourselves. I mean that figuratively not literally.



Teachers Who Got in Fist-Fight Arrested

COLUMBIA, S.C. (WLTX) -- Richland County deputies say two middle school teachers who got into a fist-fight in front of students over a personal matter were arrested Wednesday.


Investigators say the original incident happened in the hallway of St. Andrews Middle School between two female eighth-grade teachers on Thursday, March 14.


Sheriff Leon Lott says the school's resource officer, who works with the Richland County Sheriff's Department, say the fight happened at 2 p.m. in between classes. Lott says 30-year-old Tawana Horton of Columbia and 28-year-old Cambrella Pickney of Columbia got into a physical altercation in the hallway, after the teachers "bumped into each other."


The resource officer says "an ongoing personal dispute" can be blamed for the reason the teachers were fighting, but he didn't elaborate on what the dispute regarded.Horton and Pinckney were each charged with disturbing schools and booked into the Richland County jail.


"These teachers are still employed by the district, but they have no been back at the school since the incident took place," Richland School District One Spokesperson Karen York told News19. "It is district policy not to disclose any disciplinary action that takes place against it's employees.


The district is handling this as a serious matter. Teachers are supposed to be role models for students, and with the teachers fighting in the hall, they are not setting a good example."

What? I earned it didn't I?


Gee, nice work if you can get it. The salary is great and the perks are superb. Oops! One little problem it was all stolen.



Bookkeeper charged in embezzlement
San Antonio Express-News

A bookkeeper lived like a high roller in $500 shoes, a 2007 Mercedes and front-row seats to Cowboys games by embezzling $2.5 million from her employer, authorities said Wednesday.
Bexar County Assistant District Attorney Woody Halstead said Yamikani Harper siphoned $2.5 million from the accounts of Valley Building Specialties by setting up a shell company over the past 31/2 years.

Harper, 33, was arrested Tuesday and charged with misapplication of fiduciary property. The San Antonian is in the Bexar County Jail on $1 million bond.

Harper cashed many checks that she wrote to the shell company over nearly four years, Halstead said.

"The owners of this company really trusted her, so she had unlimited access to accounts," Halstead said. "Because the business was doing so well financially, it still showed profits on the books in spite of her taking money off the top."

He said Harper officially earned between $30,000 and $40,000 annually as a bookkeeper. The district attorney's office and the Texas Rangers began investigating in October, after co-workers noticed irregularities in accounts.

Investigators believe Harper used the funds to purchase the Mercedes, two Nissans, many designer shoes priced at $500 or more per pair and front-row seats to Spurs and Cowboys games.

How high is the sky?


A little thought of consequence for high fuel prices is the possibility of cutting law enforcement coverage or cutting in other places to keep county budgets under some semblance of control.



High gas prices hurting Guadalupe County
Selena Hernandez: KENS 5 Eyewitness News

In Guadalupe County, rural life is a refreshing escape from the concrete jungle. Yet, it isn't an escape from reality.
Gas prices are on the verge of fueling the county's budget into overdrive.
"As gas prices climb, that might throw us into a bind," Sheriff Arnold Zwicke said.

Zwicke says it's costing the county about $22,000 a month to keep his fleet of 75 units running. That's already about one-third of his gas budget. With six more months of filling tanks to go, Zwicke says he's already thinking about alternative funding for fuel.
"We'll pull from reserves or we're going to have to cut other parts of our budget to allow money to go into the gas line," he said.

Zwicke says street patrols will not take a back seat to high gas prices.
"As prices rise, so will the theft rise, and we need to be out there taking care of business on a daily basis," he said.

So deputies will continue to work efficiently, saving gas and money when they can.
"There are some times when someone may just have a question about something that can be resolved over the phone," Zwicke said.

They all know not even Guadalupe County is immune to the pains at the pump.

Zwicke said drug forfeiture money has been used to equip patrol units with laptops so deputies don't have to drive back to the office to do paperwork.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Where were the cats and dogs?


Yup, it did.


I was driving home from work back to San Antonio, and I'm just caught completely off-guard by the fact that my car is being splattered by red mud as it rained. I had to wash my car this morning as I couldn't see out the rear window of my car.



Why Was It Raining Mud?

Many of you called and email about what looked like mud falling from the sky late Tuesday afternoon. By sundown, everything was coated in dirt.People weren't sure if it was pollution, but it was getting all over cars and windows."I don't know, I've never seen this before," said Magne Turoy, who is from Norway. "I'm used to rain, lots of rain, but I've never seen this before."The dirty rain left vehicles across San Antonio looking like they’d been taken off-roading in the mud. The cars are covered, but that coating is not quite dust, not quite dirt and not quite mud.


International tourists visiting San Antonio stopped News 4 reporter Leila Walsh to ask if the rain in America is often brown. Certainly, it's not and for many that's what makes this so hard to explain. “I've seen pollen and there's a difference between pollen and caked up debris,” said longtime San Antonio resident Tony Harris. “I detail cars for a living, but I don't know what it is or where it is coming from, but someone has to have an answer.”


There were reports of the muddy rain in Boerne and New Braunfels too.


Storm Tracker 4 Meteorologist Jennifer Broome explains that the heavy winds Tuesday kicked the dust and dirt thousands of feet into the atmosphere. The dust simply combined with the rain as it fell resulting in the ‘muddy rain.’Basically it's a Texas dust storm meets a rain storm. It's unusual here but dirty rain and even brown snow happen on a fairly regular basis for West Texas and the Panhandle.San Antonio car washes should be extremely busy Wednesday.

Arsenic and Old Lace


I don't know if any of you have ever seen the movie with Cary Grant or read or saw the play but it is about Grant's two elderly aunts who give homeless men arsenic-laced elderberry wine so they can be at peace and they have their crazy nephew, Teddy, who believes he is Teddy Roosevelt, bury them in their basement, where he is "digging" the Panama Canal. A funny zany movie that was, this matter is not however.


Of course, they were videotaped discussing the scheme and the defense attorney says there is no evidence, no confession, no eyewitnesses. Try to get out of the videotaped discussion, Bud. I do not know enough of the facts to determine if the videotape can be suppressed but on the face of it, if they are talking to each other at the police station and are not being questioned by the police they are pretty much toast on this.


2 elderly women on trial in murder plot
By LINDA DEUTSCH, AP Special Correspondent


LOS ANGELES - Two elderly women accused of killing two transient men with a car so they could collect nearly $3 million in insurance money were videotaped talking about the scheme while in FBI custody, the prosecutor said in opening statements Tuesday.

"It's your fault," Olga Rutterschmidt, 75, told co-defendant Helen Golay, 77, in the tape played for the jury. "You can't have that many insurers. ... You were greedy. That's the problem."

Truc Do, Los Angeles County deputy district attorney, said the women befriended the two men and took out insurance policies on their lives, then drugged them and ran them over to make it look as if the two homeless men had been killed in hit-and-run accidents.

Rutterschmidt and Golay each have pleaded not guilty to two counts of murder and two counts of conspiracy to commit murder for financial gain in the deaths of 73-year-old Paul Vados in 1999 and 51-year-old Kenneth McDavid in 2005.
Defense attorneys deferred their opening statements until the prosecution side of the case concludes.

"We have evidence to show she's not guilty," Golay's attorney, Roger Jon Diamond, said in an interview Monday. "They have over 100 witnesses but they have no eyewitness, no confession. It's all circumstantial."

The prosecutor told the jury the women found the men in a homeless shelter at a Hollywood church, set them up in apartments and supported them for two years, all the while taking out multiple life insurance policies on them.

Do said the women ultimately profited off the deaths with $2.8 million and were still trying to collect on policies when they were arrested.

The jury also was shown pictures of the victims' bodies, receipts for rent, a car that has been linked to one of the killings and a rubber stamp with one victim's signature that was allegedly used to sign insurance policies.

The case began in 2006 in federal court with a grand jury indicting the women on nine counts each of mail fraud and related charges for making false insurance claims. But when further evidence developed in the suspected hit-and-run scheme, the case was transferred to Los Angeles County Superior Court, and murder charges were filed.

The prosecutor said the women spent about $64,000 for insurance policy premiums and to support the men. They took out a total of $5.7 million in insurance policies, she said.
"After putting all that money into Mr. McDavid, his life was theirs," Do said.

She showed jurors a photo of the palm-shaded Hollywood building where Golay and Rutterschmidt rented a studio apartment for McDavid at $875 a month and the rental checks they signed.

Do said that the women took him food and closely monitored his life but that the plot almost soured when McDavid invited four or five other homeless people to move in with him. When the women discovered it, she said, they brought police to evict the others and hired armed security guards to sit outside the apartment. The guards were expected to testify.

Do said each man was kept by the women for two years, the length of time that would make their insurance policies uncontestable, then killed them. She said they were confident of getting away with the McDavid murder because they had killed Vados five years earlier.

On June 21, 2005, she said, Golay "and possibly others" ran over McDavid in an alley. Golay then called for a tow because the car had problems, Do said.

The tow truck driver is to testify that it was taken to Golay's home. Later, it was abandoned in Hollywood and investigators found McDavid's DNA on its undercarriage.

Do said Golay went to the coroner's office, claimed McDavid's body as a relative and had it cremated.

The first two witnesses were men who found McDavid's body and called police. There are no eyewitnesses to the death.

Junkyard Dog






Hi Ho! Hi Ho! Its off to work we go!



4 Killed in Calif. Workplace Shooting

SANTA MARIA, Calif. (AP) -- Police have detained a man suspected of fatally shooting four men at a junk yard as onlookers watched, authorities said.

The victims were shot at close range Tuesday, Police Chief Danny Macagni told the Santa Maria Times. One victim was found outside Black Road Auto and three were found inside. All were dead when police and medics arrived.

Macagni called the shootings "very deliberate," and police said the suspect likely reloaded at least once during the attacks.

"There were probably a dozen people here when we arrived that had witnessed the shootings," Lt. Dan Ast told KCOY television. None of the bystanders was injured, police said.

The suspect was detained for questioning, but his name won't be released until he is arrested and booked, said Lt. Chris Vaughn.

The semiautomatic handgun used in the shootings was found at the scene.
"This is a case of workplace violence," the chief said without elaborating. "We have a lot of work to do here. We have a very large crime scene."

Santa Maria is a city of 92,000 people 150 miles northwest of Los Angeles, in northwestern Santa Barbara County.



Head first


Okay anyone care to bet that alcohol played a large and important role in the causation part of this stupid incident?


Man dies after being thrown from car roof
The Herald-Zeitung

On Monday afternoon, the Hays County Sheriff received a 911 call in reference to a single motor vehicle accident that occurred in the 800 Block of Hidden Creek Dr. west of Dripping Springs. Hidden Creek Dr. is a private-gated road.The driver, 20-year-old Andres Lloyd Rojas, operated a 2004 Hyundai Sonata while two 19-year-old men were on the roof of the vehicle.


According to a report issued by Hays County authorities, Rojas proceeded down a hill on Hidden Creek Rd., and both male passengers were thrown off the roof of the vehicle. Both males hit the pavement and slid off the roadway striking large rocks on the shoulder of the road.


Judge Terry Kyle, Hays Co. Justice of the Peace for Pct. 4, pronounced Clint Alexander Luera dead. Sean Ikechukwu Obienu was transported to Brackenridge Hospital. Rojas was not injured.


Rojas was booked into the Hays County Jail and charged with manslaughter, a second degree felony. He remains in custody on a bond for $100,000.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

In a Lunchbox!!??


WTF!!


This teacher should be horse whipped and then forced to urinate into her lunch box. Then send her to prison. I mean really, just when you think you've heard it all someone is stupid enough to do this.



Boy Says Teacher Forced Him To Urinate In Lunchbox During Class

ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. -- Orange County Public Schools is investigating claims that a student was forced to use a lunchbox as a toilet in front of his class at Meadowbrook Middle School.

The teacher will not be coming to school. She will be relieved of her duty with pay as the school district investigates, officials said.
"If you gotta go, you gotta go," student Quonterious Thomas told Eyewitness News in an interview Monday.

Thomas, 13, says his language arts teacher, Jameeka Chambers, gave him two options when he had to go to the bathroom at Meadowbrook Middle School in Orange County. She said he could wait until the end of class or use her lunchbox in the back of the classroom.

The sixth grader said he used her lunchbox.

"If I had waited any longer, I would have peed on myself and that would have been even more embarrassing," Thomas said, adding that his entire class of 19 students and his teacher watched.
When Thomas told his mom, she said she didn't believe it at first and later realized how traumatized he was.

"I have never, in all the days been living, ever heard about anything happening in all my life. This is a really big shocker for me," said Shameka Bryant, Thomas' mom.

Orange County Public Schools told Eyewitness News the claims are under investigation. The district has taken statements from students in the class, but has not spoken to the teacher.
Chambers has been out of town at an education conference in New Orleans. This is her first year on the job and her record is clean.

"I'm seeking counseling for him, asking questions. What was the purpose? I want to know," Bryant said.

Orange County Public Schools wouldn't specifically comment about what happened. The district says teachers have to allow students to use the restroom.

Stolen History


How silly is this? What the eff are they going to do with it?


Display it? Sell it on e-Bay? How stupid and just downright moronic.



Historic marker near La Vernia stolen
Express-News

Someone apparently wrapped a chain around a Texas historic marker in northern Wilson County outside La Vernia, snapped it off and stole it last week, said Chief Deputy Johnie Deagen.

Locals have used the Mueller Bridge, sometimes called the Bridge at McAlister Crossing, near FM 539 and County Road 337 for more than 70 years to cross Cibolo Creek.

It rated a state historic marker in 2005. Whoever took the marker Thursday night committed a felony theft of property, Deagen said, adding that tips leading to its recovery can be phoned in to the Sheriff's Office at (830) 393-2535.

Your land is my land


This is a pretty sad situation and I predict one that will only get worse until the US Supreme Court steps in and reverses their prior decision in Kelo v. City of New London. Till then watch out!



Carlos Guerra: We'll hear more and more of governments' power to take land
San Antonio Express-News


In the Rio Grande Valley, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security sued dozens of individuals, local governments and agencies for refusing to grant it "access" to their land so it can take it for the border wall.

After refusing access to her 3-acre plot, Eloisa Tamez was sued. She countersued and a federal judge has ordered DHS to negotiate with her in good faith.
Hundreds of miles north, in one of the Hill Country's most pristine ranches, Martha, Mary and Bebe Fenstermaker are girding for their fifth legal battle since 1989 to keep their land.

The city, Bexar County and the San Antonio River Authority want it for a dam to control flooding downstream by flooding the sisters' modest home sites, and much of the rest of their ranch, a federally registered historic district dotted with 19th-century limestone structures.

Then, there are the thousands who have found all or parts of their farms and ranches under thick lines on Texas Department of Transportation maps. TxDOT wants their land for the Trans-Texas Corridor, which will take as many as 8,000 miles of land in 1,200-foot-wide swathes for privately operated utility easements, multi-lane toll roads and railroad tracks.

These are just a few of the reasons "eminent domain" is appearing more often in Texas news reports. And as we get more Texans — but not more land — expect to hear more about governments using eminent domain to fix earlier mistakes — and for less noble purposes.
Governments' seizure powers predate our nation. Based on the notion that the sovereign owns all its territory and landholders own only an interest in the land's use, Common Law empowered monarchs to take whatever they wanted.

When America's colonies gained independence, they assumed eminent domain powers by proclaiming themselves the new sovereigns. In 1791, the U.S. Constitution was amended and eminent domain was implicitly recognized — but also limited — in the Fifth Amendment, which states, "nor shall private property be taken for public use without just compensation."

By 1829, however, the U.S. Supreme Court redefined "public good" by allowing states to empower private railroads to seize land. By 1954, this relaxation led the high court to let the District of Columbia take properties that were not blighted along with others nearby that were and hand them all to private parties for profitable redevelopment.

And in 2005, the court allowed New London, Conn., to seize a totally unblighted neighborhood and sell it to a private developer for a project city fathers believe will bring the city greater tax revenues.